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Sex Sells, Part 2: Camming
I log onto Skype. I send a quick “I’m ready when you are!” message to the stranger who paid me a few minutes ago. They call me up, and I put on my best Flirty Face. Maybe my clothes come off; maybe...
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Sex Sells, Part 3: Being a Sugar Baby
This week’s mini blog series on my sex work experiences is coming to an end. For this instalment, I’ve partnered with Rachaels London Escorts to tell you a story I’ve never really opened up about in...
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The Best Non-Sexy Uses For Sex Pillows, Vibrators, and More
I always feel like a MacGyver-level genius when I repurpose a sex product into something more innocent. It’s like the opposite of a pervertible: what if instead of using your wooden spoon as a...
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Any Toy Can Be a “Couples’ Toy”
Psst. Come closer. Let me let you in on a secret. There is no such thing as a “couples’ toy.” Or rather… there is no such thing as a toy that is only for couples. On the flipside of that, there’s...
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Review: Steel Dragon Claw
I’ve been a sex toy reviewer for nearly seven years, and toys can still surprise me sometimes. I asked Honour to send me their steel dragon claw, solely because… I didn’t have anything like it. It’s...
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Confession: STI Testing Makes Me Anxious
It’s practically sex educators’ catchphrase: get tested! I have indeed gotten tested, many times. I have requested panels from my GP, and sought out specialized clinics. I have kept on top of my...
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Monthly Faves: Squishy Silicone & Lipsticked Loves
Whoa, I haven’t done one of these in a while! Happy new year, babes. Here’s what was thrillin’ me, sexually and otherwise, in January… Sex toys • SheVibe sent me the Uberrime Jellyfish (full review...
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In Praise of the Humble Wand Vibe (+ Win a Lelo Smart Wand!)
Wand vibrators, though iconic, are not exactly glamorous. They’re more utilitarian than sensual; more like an open fire hydrant than a bucolic meadow mist. As queen of the sex toy reviewers Epiphora...
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What’s Your Dream Dildo?
A question I’m often asked, when people find out I’m a sex toy reviewer, is: “If you could design your dream sex toy, what would it be like?” I understand the thinking behind the question, but – as my...
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Hearts, Flowers, & Bruises: Valentine’s Day Ideas For Kinksters
Look, I get it. Valentine’s Day is kinda bullshit. BUT. It is also an opportunity to celebrate love. We could always use more of that. Whether you’re dating one person or a bunch of people or none at...
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Date Diaries: Towers, Oysters, & Amorous Nights
Hi! Welcome to something new I’m trying, Date Diaries, a feature where I’ll write about dates I go on. I’m revisiting a week I spent with my partner in Toronto back in December, for our first...
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Sexting, Spanking, Stroking: What “Counts” As Sex?
In the 12th grade I took a psychology/sociology/anthropology class, the first day of which was spent debating what constituted “sex.” Our teacher said it was a useful exercise to get us thinking about...
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Love Through a Voyeuristic Lens
In the age of the internet, it’s normal for our private lives to play out in public. In just a few clicks, you can peek into a beauty influencer’s medicine cabinet, peruse a sex toy blogger’s prized...
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Review: Uberrime Night King
The email said, “I think we have something that may interest you. Finally, an A-spot toy.” It was from Savva at Peepshow Toys, and he had my fucking attention. The A-spot, as you might know if you’re...
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My Phone Sex Setup
I talk a lot about phone sex on here, but I’ve said almost nothing about the actual logistical tools I use for this particular lascivious act. And that stuff’s important! The wrong phone sex setup can...
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Fancy a Girly Juice Cocktail?
I should’ve known, when I started dating a cocktails aficionado, that eventually he would invent a drink called the Girly Juice. Truth be told, given that the name of my blog was originally yoinked...
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5 Myths About the Clit
Clitoris, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. You are a sensitive seductress, an orgasm-enabler, a prettily-hued part. You thrill and satisfy many a mouth, and you give purpose to vibrators...
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Monthly Faves: A Sparkly Dildo & A Smoky Eye
It’s been a rough month for my physical and mental health, but as per usual, I managed to find some comfort and joy in sex. Here’s some of what I loved in February… Sex toys • I mentioned it briefly...
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5 Questions to Ask Your New Kink Partner
A vanilla friend once asked me, when I gushed about how well my new dommy beau’s kinks fit with mine, “Isn’t that the point of identifying as dominant or submissive? So you can easily find someone...
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How to Take a Truly Decadent Bath
A nice deep tub at the Wythe Hotel Baths are one of life’s grand delights, if you ask me. Maybe we like them so much because they’re like returning to the womb, in a sense – floating, safe and sound,...
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