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9 Songs That Made My 2024 More Sexy/Fun/Bearable
In 2024, every time I became obsessed with a song – wanted to listen to it constantly, to roll around in it, live inside it – I would add it to this playlist. I do this most years, and it’s one of my...
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The 20 Best Things I Wrote This Year (on Sex, Love, Kink, Video Games, &...
Need some interesting stuff to read (or listen to) over the holidays? I gotchu, babe… Here are my top 5 favorite blog posts, newsletter essays, songs, and fanfic stories I wrote this year! On this...
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Review: FusyFun Wave
Image via FusyFun What is the FusyFun Wave? I’ve never seen anything quite like this product before… It’s essentially 4 toys in 1: a vibrating butt plug, perineum stimulator, and cock ring, plus a thin...
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Review: Twisted Beast Marchosias dildo
I’ve reviewed a lot of dildos that are meant to look like human cocks, and a lot of dildos that aren’t meant to look like cocks at all – but it’s far less common that I review a dildo which is...
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If You’ve Been Wanting a Fun Factory Toy, Now’s the Time…!
Image via Fun Factory Friends, I don’t mean to alarm you any more than you’re (no doubt) already alarmed right now, but something is amiss with Fun Factory. Yes, that’s right – this beloved German sex...
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Review: Wuzz Eli tongue-like vibrator
What is the Wuzz Eli? This cute rechargeable vibrator from sex toy brand Wuzz is meant to feel like oral sex: its twisty silicone tip is shaped like a (small) human tongue, and it bends and flexes...
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Review: Lovense Lush 4 wearable vibrator
If you ever peruse cam sites or amateur porn sites, you’ve probably seen the Lovense Lush around. It’s a favorite of many online sex workers, because of how well Lovense’s long-distance technology...
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5 Types of Chastity Cage (& Who They’re Perfect For!)
In the realm of love, sometimes you don’t know exactly what you need until you find it. A partner’s particular personality traits, habits, or hobbies may seem far-removed from anything you’d...
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15 Ways to Feel Luxurious Pleasure (At Any Budget!)
Pleasure seems to be in short supply these days. With so many of us either suffering directly or glued to the endless of doomscroll of other people’s suffering (or both, ugh), it would make total...
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Review: Valm 8-inch realistic dual-density dildo
This might be the perfect realistic dildo. So perfect, in fact, that I was FURIOUS when someone in my building STOLE THE PACKAGE containing my custom-made dong, before I was able to retrieve it from...
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How I Fell in Love With Cock & Ball Torture 😈 💜
Helen: You can’t possibly know how you’ll respond to something until you try it. Jessica: I happen to disagree. I happen to think, if you know yourself well, you can gauge how you’re going to react to...
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Behind the Seams: What Does a Queer Femme Wear to Improv Classes & Shows?
Over the past 5 months or so, I’ve been getting back into improv, for the first time since high school. (I’m 32, so high school was a while ago now!) Yep – after literal years of saying I wanted to do...
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Come See Me Do Musical Improv In-Person In Toronto!
“What is musical improv, exactly?” A number of friends have asked me this question over the past few months, as I’ve worked my way through the beginner and advanced musical improv classes at Comedy...
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Review: BeYourLover Fatima multi-functional detachable toy
Please forgive me for all the dust/lint in these photos, I didn’t feel like spending a springtime afternoon hunched over Photoshop I’ve never seen a toy like the BeYourLover Fatima before. And I’ve...
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In Defense of Sex Dolls (Stigma Be Damned!)
Image via this post’s sponsor, Coeros, makers of cool custom sex dolls! I’ve written quite a few articles about sex dolls and sex robots over the years, so I’ve encountered plenty of anti-sex-doll...
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How to Customize Your First Fantasy Dildo!
Pictured: the Nothosaur Graptor, which I’ll be reviewing here within the next month or so! Fantasy dildos are some of the zaniest toys on the market, boasting wild shapes, bold colors, and (often)...
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Review: Seekheart Licker tongue-like toy
This tongue-shaped toy actually made me come. That may not seem like big news, especially for anyone reading this who happens to have gone down on me before, and therefore knows how much I like...
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Review: Seekheart G-Spot Slap
*slaps roof of sex toy* this bad boy can fit so many fucking flapping tongues in it Be honest: How willing would you be to have sex with someone, if you knew that their signature move was called the...
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Why is Cock-Milking So Hot?
Pictured: the Seekheart Raiden telescopic rotation masturbation cup Content note: I’m gonna talk about some forms of consensual non-consent in this post, primarily cock-milking/”forced orgasm” play....
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Review: Hello Nancy Lem clitoral massager
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. And when life gives you a lemon-shaped vibrator, you… squirt? I dunno. We’ll workshop the tagline. This is the Lem clitoral massager by Hello Nancy, and...
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