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The Internet: A Haven for Fetishists & Sex Nerds
This quote is about the universe, not the internet, but it feels like you could replace one word with the other and it would be just as true: “In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made...
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How to Connect with Other Kinksters on Dating Apps
One of the hardest things about being kinky (IMO) is meeting people you’re compatible with. Kinky interests tend to narrow your dating pool, especially kinks that are unusual or highly specific. It’s...
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Review: reMarkable 2
I usually review sex toys, but today I’m gonna review a piece of technology that doesn’t go inside me…! Last month, for my birthday, my partner gave me a reMarkable Essentials Bundle, which contains...
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Announcing the Secret Project I’ve Been Working On For a YEAR…!
Art by Addison Finch About a year and a half ago, I met via Zoom with some folks at Vibratex, the current distributor of the famed Magic Wand (sometimes known more colloquially as “the Hitachi Magic...
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5 Ways To Tap Into Your Dom Energy
Being sexually dominant was an acquired taste for me, like coffee or scotch: it took some time for me to understand what was so delicious about it. While I’m certainly no expert, I’ve experimented...
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Review: Lovense Lush 3
Recently, sex toy company Lovense reached out to me and asked if I’d like to try their best-selling product, the Lush 3 vibrator, and write about it. I told them I already owned a Lush 3, so there was...
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Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Captain’s Hook dildo
When I put the Captain’s Hook from Mr. Hankey’s Toys inside me for the first time, I said out loud, “Oh, this is gonna be my new favorite silicone dildo.” I think I was right. Let’s talk about why....
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Review: Njoy Disco
When my friends at Peepshow Toys reached out and asked if I wanted to review the newest toy from Njoy, the Disco, I replied as soon as I saw the email: “YES PLEASE!! SEND IT OVER IMMEDIATELY!!” …Okay,...
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Behind the Seams: Magic Wands, Eggplants, & the Queen of Hearts
January 18, 2024 My old high school was putting on an Alice in Wonderland adaptation, so I decided to dress in Alice-y colors to go see it. Call it “Queen of Hearts chic”! The show was great! My...
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Sweat Worship, Armpit Love, & Fart Porn: How Kink Taught Me to Embrace Being...
Armpits ahoy! Photo by Cadence Lee back in 2017 Here’s un petit peek behind the Girly Juice curtain: when I’m asked to write a sponsored post for a client, usually there’s a particular “anchor phrase”...
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Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Oni
(Soda can for scale) Realistic dildos are great, but I’ve tested a lot of them, and, well… they’re all dicks, so even with all the many variations in size, shape, texture, and tone, they get a little...
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I 🍑 New York: My Favorite Sex-Nerdy Spots in NYC
Outside the Museum of Sex on Magic Wand Day earlier this year Ah, New York. What is there to say about this city that hasn’t been said already, by Frank Sinatra or Joan Didion or, hell, even Carrie...
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Your Partner is Allowed to Watch Porn
A frame from the movie Infinity Baby, which is not a porn film but does have a premature ejaculation scene starring Kieran Culkin, so there’s that Every single day on the /r/sex subreddit, people post...
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Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys “Perfect Penis”
Look, if you name your dildo the “Perfect Penis,” I’m gonna be curious about it. I dig realistic dildos, so I was already intrigued by this one from the name and picture alone. But then I read this,...
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Review: Funzze Finger Vibe (& why accessible sex toys are great)
More companies should make sex toys that people with disabilities can use, because accessible sex toys are just better – and not only for folks with disabilities, but for everyone. Let me explain. My...
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Behind the Seams: XOXO 2024
August 21st, 2024 I had to take two flights back-to-back, spending a grand total of 12 hours in airports and airplanes each way, to get to XOXO Fest 2024. But it was worth it. I last went to XOXO in...
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Review: Solina Mega L ultra-realistic dildo
Have you ever eaten a piece of fruit so juicy, so ripe, and so delicious, it made you feel grateful that fruits exist at all, and that you’re alive to experience them? Yeah, that’s how the Solina Mega...
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What’s in My Bag (For a Long, Long Flight)?
Remember when I used to do these “what’s in my bag” posts?! I haven’t done one in ages, but this week, I laid out all the stuff I’m packing in my carry-on for an upcoming 9-hour journey to Germany,...
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Review: Romulus Shop Olympia 10-Speed Wand
Oh god. I’m the wand girl now, aren’t I. This was a fear I professed to my spouse while I was working on my miniseries about the Magic Wand, Making Magic. Some actors worry about getting typecast...
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Behind the Seams: Babely in Berlin
September 15th, 2024 What does one even wear for an international journey lasting 12+ hours?! I’m an overanalytical femme, so I thought about this question for way too long while gearing up for my...
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