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A Vibrator for Meditation?! Well, Sort Of…
It’s not often that I’m offered a vibrating object which isn’t designed to be put on your genitals – so I was intrigued when I received a press release about the Sensate. What is the Sensate and...
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Song 10/52: “Hey Ex-Boyfriend” Lyrics: Hey, ex-boyfriend – I forgive you Everyone is trying to do their best Thought I saw a future with you That’s why, when you left, I got depressed I only knew the...
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What a Trip to Italy Taught Me About Pleasure, Purpose, & Power
It has been more than five years since my first (and, so far, only) trip to Italy, and I still think about it pretty often. It was a glorious few days that my mum generously tacked onto the end of a...
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Busting 5 Common Myths About the G-Spot
The G-spot is one of the most misunderstood parts of sexual anatomy, so let’s dive into some of the most common G-spot myths and why they’re total garbage! Myth #1: G-spot stimulation is always...
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The Lelo Sila is My Favorite Clit Pulsator Toy; the Lelo Sila Cruise is Not
I’m enamored with the Lelo Sila. It bears the label of “my favorite clit pulsator toy,” which is a tough label to earn. It’s also earned a spot in the top drawer of my nightstand. I mentioned it in an...
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“A Song A Week” Challenge: Monthly Recap 4 of 12
Song 14/52: “I’m Choosing Me” Lyrics: Always leaving me on read Makes me wish that I was dead That isn’t love, or so I hear Love should not be everything you fear I’m a moth and you’re the flame...
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Review: Bubblefunny Bubble Flower Beauty
As a big fan of receiving cunnilingus (what a great way to start a blog post), I have tried many an oral sex simulator in my time. They have licked and flapped and sucked, some skilfully, some less...
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Review: Magic Wand Mini
The Magic Wand franchise turns 54 this month. Yep! Can you believe it? In 1968, around this time, a vibrator was being launched that no one knew was going to change the world. In fact, it seems that...
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Song 19/52: “Thirty” Lyrics: Blow out the candles, I’m 30 today Sing me that dissonant song People keep asking me, “Are you okay?” And I laugh and I half-play along Recently, while I was combing my...
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My Weird Relationship with Foot Fetishism
Content note: This post contains some non-explicit, not-super-detailed descriptions of times that I was sexually creeped on by adults when I was a teen. I’ve always had a complicated relationship to...
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Review: Bombex Butterfly Desire Vibe Pro
Does anyone else remember when butterflies were all the rage in the sex toy industry, circa 2008-2009? First there were rabbits; then, suddenly, everyone was talking about butterflies. The main one I...
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Sometimes a Tarot Reading is Exactly What I Need…
All images in this post are courtesy of Tazia from Higher Self Tarot When people ask me whether I “believe in tarot,” I don’t really know what to say. I’ve gotten tarot readings at some of the most...
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Where I’ve Been Lately…
Photo by my spouse Hello, friends! If you read this blog regularly, maybe you’ve noticed I haven’t been posting at my usual clip lately. I thought I’d update you on why that is, and what I’ve been up...
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“A Song A Week” Challenge: Monthly Recap 6 of 12
Song 23/52: “Doll” Lyrics: She doesn’t know I’m in here She doesn’t have a clue She gets to be your girlfriend I get to be with you I hide out in the closet It’s nice and dark inside She gets to cook...
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Behind the Seams: Lovecore, Landscaping & #LubeLife
November 2, 2021 Been so long since I wrote one of these posts that these looks are from ages ago! Yeesh! Oh well – enjoy this assortment of outfits, mostly from seasons that have now passed us by....
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A Dildo Made to My Exact Specifications? Yes Please!
Triarx on the left, customized version on the right There have been several exciting landmarks in my career as a sex toy reviewer. The first time I made my own dildo was one. The first time I got sent...
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What My Objectification Kink Taught Me About Relationships
There are many forms of “objectification play” that I’ve experimented with, and the older I get, the more I seem to enjoy this kink. There’s the version where I’m a literal object, usually a piece of...
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10 Myths People Mistakenly Believe About Sex Toy Reviewers
Pictured, from L to R: the Fucking Sculptures Double Trouble, Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon, Tantus Tsunami and VixSkin Mustang I’ve been doing this sex toy reviewer thing for a long time – over a decade,...
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Review: YoYoLemon Vibrating Pussy Pump with Tongue Licking Motions
I really love oral sex. It’s such a basic-bitch opinion to hold that sometimes I feel vaguely guilty or embarrassed about it. Like, girl, you wrote a whole book on kink and BDSM. Surely your favorite...
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My New Favorite Menstrual Cup Might Be the Best One I’ve Ever Tried
All images via DivaCup I’ve been using menstrual cups for nearly a decade and a half. With a few exceptions – like times when my period randomly arrives while I’m traveling and don’t have a cup with...
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