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Behind the Seams: Pink Cowboy Boots!!
The past year has been an exercise in trying to find normalcy during a strikingly not-normal time. Some traditions can’t really be replicated when we all have to stay home as much as possible – but...
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Review: Sohimi Hedgehog Vibrating Clitoral Sucker
Remember when the original Womanizer came out and was prohibitively expensive? This often happens when new sex toy technology is introduced into the market. First, it’s rare and pricey; then,...
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My Valentine’s Day Sex Toy Recommendations for 2021!
I’ll take just about any excuse to buy a sex toy for someone I love. Valentine’s is coming up, and while it’s a weird-as-fuck “holiday” in many ways, it’s also an opportunity to lavish a loved one...
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Review: Sohimi Mini Tongue Vibrator
The sex toy industry has been trying for many years to produce something that feels like cunnilingus. While certain toys have managed to replicate an aspect of good oral, like the rhythmic sucking of...
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Monthly Faves: Blue Leather & Deep Rest
Wow, it’s been a long while since I’ve done one of these! Here are some of my fave things from January and December… Media • Matt and I devoured all of Schitt’s Creek together in a matter of weeks,...
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Review: Lelo Sila
Sometimes when I get high, I start rambling about clitoral politics. “Clitoral politics, huh?” my spouse said, half-suspicious and half-amused, when I brought up this phrase during a recent...
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Review: Sohimi Sucking Clitoris Stimulator & Wand Massager
I feel like I’ve reviewed approximately one zillion pressure-wave toys as of late… and I sort of have. But, encouragingly for this once-tiny category of sex toy, each one I’ve reviewed recently has...
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5 Ways I Make Money As a Blogger
This is one of the questions I get asked most often about blogging, so I figured it was time to address it in more detail! While I don’t know that I’d consider blogging my full-time job, for the past...
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Protocol Diaries: Music to My Ears
Posing with my baritone ukulele in 2010 I have a classically millennial problem, which is that I keep monetizing all my hobbies, thereby draining a lot of the joy out of them. I’m sure many of you can...
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Review: Osuga G-Spa
The Osuga G-Spa looks like a seal. But it’s a damn cute seal, one that can stand up on its own, like it’s looking out across the snow-dusted tundra, majestic and proud. This toy isn’t just unique...
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Review: Bestvibe Rhinoceros Horn Dildo
Bestvibe calls this dildo the Rhinoceros Horn, but I’ve looked at a bunch of pictures of rhinos in writing this review, and I feel I can definitively say: this thing is way closer to a tentacle than a...
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Monthly Faves: Hooters, Hearts, & Sparkly Perfume
As much as the #PandemicLyfe has been wearing me down lately, there’s still always lots to be grateful for. Here are some of the things I loved most in February… Media • I’ve loved Kai Cheng Thom’s...
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I Felt Guilty About Findom, Until I Didn’t
A pair of red patent leather Louboutins my spouse bought for me (which I sadly had to return because they were too small) Financial domination is one of the most profoundly misunderstood kinks. There’s...
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Building a Chronic Illness Wardrobe
Weirdly, one of the saddest parts of my slow descent into chronic pain hell is being unable to dress the way I used to. Even setting aside the issue of how my body shape/size has changed since...
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Behind the Seams: Stuck at Home
February 5th, 2021 Cozy cashmere sweaters are one of the best things about winter, IMO. (Truth be told, sometimes I wear them in the summer too, because – I suspect – one of the symptoms of my chronic...
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Lovense Toys Are Fucking Excellent
I wrote off Lovense for the longest time. I’m not really sure why. Maybe it’s the fact that they’re not carried by any of the online sex shops I work with, or the fact that almost none of my sex toy...
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5 Things That Are Basically Porn For Me Now
It’s no secret that the coronavirus era has massively changed the way many people relate to their own sexualities. Some people are coming out as gay, bi, or pan; some are realizing they’re further...
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Camshows in Cramped Apartments: Online Sex Work During the Pandemic
Online sex work has become even more of a booming business since the COVID-19 pandemic swept the globe. Some sites, like OnlyFans and www.panamecorte.com, have experienced boosts in new memberships as...
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Behind the Seams: Colorful Cutie
Truth be told, I am getting pretty bored of the clothes that I have with me here in New York. It’s hard to dress yourself out of just a suitcase when you’re a fancy femme with broad tastes!! I’ll be...
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Review: We-Vibe Touch X
I actually shrieked at my screen when my sex toy reviewer pal Epiphora told our blogger group chat that We-Vibe was launching newly updated versions of the We-Vibe Tango and Touch. It was that...
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