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My New Tattoo is an Ode to Writing
One oft-repeated truism about tattoos is that once you get your first one, you’ll just want more and more. Obviously this isn’t true for everyone, but it has certainly been true for me. I got my first...
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On Using Dating Sites During a Pandemic
At the beginning of this pandemic, I thought, “Guess nobody’s gonna be dating for a while” – but my friends are proving me wrong. It’s been fascinating to observe. I have friends who’ve logged onto...
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Monthly Faves: Temperature Play & Time Loops
It’s been a rocky month for me health-wise (I’m sure many of you can relate), but some things still made me smile and propelled me forward. Here are some faves from July… Media • I cannot express to...
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Loungewear in the Time of Coronavirus: A Wishlist
Silk nightgowns are the ultimate in loungewear glamour, IMO. For those of us privileged enough to still be able to stay home while the global pandemic rages on outside, loungewear has become an...
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Review: Spartacus Blown Large Realistic Glass Dildo
You might think being a sex toy reviewer for nearly a decade would’ve expanded my sexual horizons – and in many ways, it has. But in other ways, it’s just allowed me to hone in on which types of toys...
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Mini Reviews: Zumio S, Tenga SVR, & Satisfyer Curvy 2+
In January, a business associate flew me to California to attend ANME – the Adult Novelty Manufacturers’ Expo – to do intel for a prospective sex magazine project I had been hired to co-helm. My...
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Phone Sex Every Day? Sure, Why Not
One of the weirdest things about being a sex writer is the cognitive dissonance between the sexual person your readers think you are and the sexual person you actually are. It’s important to keep in...
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Review: We-Vibe Nova 2
God, I love We-Vibe. I really, really do. I love We-Vibe so much that, during BOTH of the stints I worked in sex toy retail, my managers noted, “You really like We-Vibe, huh?” I mean, of course I do....
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The Best Thing to Do After a Breakup (According to Me)
Don’t be alarmed: my partner and I did not break up. I just felt like writing about breakups today! Several friends of mine have been through breakups recently, and I feel for them. While offering...
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What’s Your Sunday Routine?
Sundays are the most anxiety-provoking day of the week for many people. For those of us with a standard Monday-to-Friday work week (which is, itself, a privilege in many ways), pre-emptive Monday...
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Review: Drywell Lolita G-Spot Vibrator
I must admit, I was pretty amused when I saw there was a sex toy company called Drywell. “What are these,” I wondered, “vibrators for Ben Shapiro?!” The company wanted me to review one of their toys...
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The Women I Like
Like most bisexuals (at least, most of the ones I have talked to), my attractions are not equally spread across all the genders I am attracted to. I’m also not always attracted to people of all...
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Monthly Faves: Pillows, Podcasts, & Powerful Memoirs
Hope your COVID summer has been as stress-free as can reasonably be expected, loves. Here are some things I loved in August… Media • After devouring all three episodes of Netflix’s longform improv...
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Review: Tracy’s Dog Craybit
My relationship with the sex toy company Tracy’s Dog didn’t exactly start off on the right foot. Er, the right paw. They’ve sent me a bunch of pitch emails over the years, often containing weird...
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You Are Not a Bad Submissive
Being a loudly and proudly submissive woman on the internet, I get a lot of questions in my various inboxes from other submissives, seeking affirmation and advice. Sadly, the subtext (ha!) of all too...
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Review: Tracy’s Dog Pecker
I’m back with another Tracy’s Dog review! And I’ve learned slightly more about this company since reviewing another toy of theirs last week! Namely: that the company is titled the way it is, as per...
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Sensual Sleepwear for Rhapsodic Napping
An old picture of one of my favorite sleepwear items ever, a turquoise and pink romper by Leg Avenue. I know I just talked about loungewear recently, but now I wanna talk about sleepwear, too! There’s...
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Review: Biird Obii
Picture yourself as Cinderella, or Snow White, or another of those Disney princesses who enlist woodland creatures to do their bidding. Picture the sun cresting over the horizon, beams of light...
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In Defense of Wearing Socks During Sex
Recently, I asked my partner to write mini reviews of some lewd self-portraits I shot in Agent Provocateur lingerie (yep, I’m needy as fuck) and, in one of the shots, it became evident that I had...
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Look at Meee!: A Product Wishlist for Exhibitionists
From a recent striptease set I shot at a customer’s request. Oddly enough, I’ve done more sex work than usual since the coronavirus swept the world. I guess it makes sense: lots of people are stuck at...
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